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* you get splashed with amniotic fluid and think to yourself, “Do I really need to change my scrubs?”
* you can say you’ve caught a baby with only one glove on.
* respiratory mucus grosses you out more than cervical mucus.
* you think ferning under the microscope is beautiful.
* you can’t remember what the sex of the baby you just delivered was… two minutes ago.
* you can say that your clogs have come in contact with every single body fluid produced by the female body.
* you think placentas are pretty.
* you’ve been baptized by baby pee. And poop.
* you say things like “whiff of pit” or “shrom”.
* seeing a new dad cry makes your eyes well up with tears.
* you refer to your patients as “primips” or “multips”.
* you understand that this means: “This is a 19yo G3P2012 who is PPD#2 s/p SVD c/b PPH after IOL for severe PEC “.
* you can diagnose bacterial vaginosis before you’ve placed the speculum.
* you think Trichomonas under the microscope is really fun (not for the patient of course!)
* you think Mirena IUDs are by far and away the best birth control method. Ever.
Monday, July 19, 2010
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I'm so lame, I spent the last 10 minutes trying to figure out that 4th to last one means.
ReplyDeletehaha... did u figure it out?
ReplyDelete19 year old gravida 3 para 2101 who is postpartum day 2 status post spontaneous vaginal delivery complicated by postpartum hemorrhage after induction of labor for severe preeclampsia... i'm nerdy, i know :D
haha nice. lost me on IOL PEC. can't wait for part 2.
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